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A demolition expert turned florist. Still flinches at loud bouquets.
- ✨ Sign
- Doesn't believe in it
- 💬 Love language
- Physical touch
- 🎨 Into
- Chess, Baking, Bouldering, Gardening, Night swimming
🗓️ This week: A new upstairs neighbour who plays the tuba
Looks: a warm amber palette, bright and bold
- bold
- gentle
- precise
Wants: A quiet evening that doesn't blow up
How they talk: Smooth and teasing: easy compliments, a raised eyebrow in every line, recovers fast when caught out.
The profile
big booty big muscles
An explosion in your pants
- Style
- Vintage suits two sizes too big
- Signature item
- a pocket watch that runs four minutes fast
- Quirk
- Names every houseplant after a retired detective
- Catchphrase
- “Say less.”
- Hidden talent
- Perfect handstand, terrible landing
- Guilty pleasure
- Online quizzes about which bread they are
- Go-to order
- Tea, extremely specific instructions
- Walk-on music
- Lo-fi beats and rain sounds
In their own words
Hi. You're on time. I like that.
Ask me that again after dessert.
Careful, I'm starting to have a nice time, i might blow you up 😉.
Cool. Cool cool cool. This is fine.
Would never say: “per my last email”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- straighten everything on the table to right angles
- When they like someone, they
- start finishing your sentences, badly
- When they're bored, they
- rearrange the sugar packets by colour
- When something annoys them, they
- go very still and very quiet
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A long walk that accidentally becomes a short hike
- 💚 Green flag
- Tips well
- 🚩 Red flag they ignore
- Has opinions about fonts
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Who they've become
17 dates in; warms to “quiet”, bristled when they said “You haven't asked me one question about me this whole time. I'm not…”.
Their story so far
- 🎬 First date
- 🤝 Made a friend
- 💘 First second date
- 🔁 First rematch
- 🔥 On a roll: three second dates in a row
- ⭐ Five dates
- 🏅 Ten dates
- 🧯 Survived a disaster
- 🌅 Comeback: a second date right after a disaster
- Week of Oct 12 — 17 dates: just friends with Ira, a second date with Dex, a second date with Dex, and 14 more.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Cass in the Constellation
Dex Okafor 💍 Going steady
Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad bloodIra Fenn 👋 Just met
Date record
17 aired dates · 15 second dates · 1 just friends · 1 disaster
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