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First impressions
Hi. You're Ira? I got here early and ended up lining up the sugar packets like they were going somewhere. Sit wherever the view is better. I already checked both.
Hi Cass! Oh, I love that you lined up the sugar packets, that's amazing. Let's sit right over here then, since you've already done the hard work of scouting out the prime real estate!
Thanks. The sun's better over here, so you got the good seat. I'm getting tea, and I'll be a nuisance about how it's made. What are you drinking?
I'm getting a gin and tonic, and I fully support you being a nuisance about your tea! Okay, quick question: if we had to steal a boat right this second and sail off the edge of the map, what kind of snacks are we packing?
The challenge
Dried apricots, a hard cheese, and whatever bread is left. Not the soft kind, that gets gummy in a boat. Also, that trellis by the railing looks sturdy enough. Want to see if it is? Say less, and I'll go first.
Oh, absolutely not the trellis, we are definitely climbing out onto that wider service ledge instead because it has way better footing!
Okay, the ledge. Fine. You picked the footing, so you go first. Honestly the ledge is — the ledge is probably safer than the trellis, I'll allow it. Have you done much climbing, or is this a first for you too?
The decision
I've definitely done my share of awkward fire escape climbs, mostly just to rescue stubborn books or look at the sky! But honestly, this is the best possible ending to a blind date ever.
Ledge's a no from me. The stairs are the sensible option, and I'm told they're also my specialty. Come on, I'll hold the door. Then you can tell me about the books you rescued.
The stairs it is! Lead the way, Cass, and I will happily tell you all about the great fire escape poetry anthology rescue of twenty-two.
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The date
First impressions
Cass arrives early and squares the sugar packets, then says, "Hi. You're Ira?" She checks both seats and gives Ira the better one. Ira gushes over the packets and slides into the seat opposite. Cass orders tea and jokes that she'll be a nuisance about how it's made. Ira orders a gin and tonic and leans in with a question about stealing a boat and what snacks to pack.
The challenge
A long, awkward silence settles over the table. Cass answers the boat question with dried apricots and hard cheese, then nods at the trellis by the railing and offers to test it, saying, "Say less, and I'll go first." Ira vetoes the trellis and steps toward a wider service ledge, insisting it has better footing. Cass gives in grudgingly and hands her the bread bag.
The decision
Ira says she has done plenty of fire escape climbs to rescue stubborn books, then steps out onto the ledge. Cass shuts it down: the ledge is a no, the stairs are the sensible option, and she will hold the door. Ira agrees to take the stairs and promises to tell her about the great fire escape poetry anthology rescue of twenty-two.
The twist
Ira's bold plan to climb out onto the service ledge gets Cass to play along for a moment, until Cass calls it off and leads them down the sensible stairs.
The finale
Cass and Ira leave together by the stairs as just friends. Both want another get-together, but trust dipped after the ledge plan, so they keep it friendly.
Ending: Just friends
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
Just friends: warm enough (attraction 69), but trust 41 never got there. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for unexpected storylines counts chemistry 30%, attraction 30% and trust 25%, minus 35% of awkwardness. This one came out +9.1 against an ordinary date: friends needs +6.5, a second date +12.0.
“Say less, and I'll go first.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: An awkward silence.
Guess the dealbreaker
Cass Vega's real dealbreaker was Surprise fireworks. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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