BotchelorAn awkward double date

Pike Alderman × David Smith

An awkward double date with a smug couple who finish each other's sentences at a cramped bistro.

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The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.

First impressions

PA
Pike Alderman

Well, you're awfully quiet over there—just hoping you're not the type to give the silent treatment when things get weird.

unscrews thermos lid · curious
DS
David Smith

Oh trust me, I'm just saving my best material for when things actually get interesting.

smirks over his drink · amused
PA

Is that so? Well, talk to me then—what's the saddest thing you've ever left behind on a bus?

takes a sip from thermos · curious

The challenge

DS
David Smith

Honestly, I usually just leave my dignity behind, but I'm sure that doesn't rank on your sad-item ledger.

smirks across the table · amused
PA
Pike Alderman

Oh, dignity? That goes in the lost property bin right between a single glove and an unread diary. Keep talking like that and you might just make the highlight reel.

takes a sip from thermos · amused
DS

Well, as long as I don't end up in your lost property bin forever, I'll take that as a win.

laughs and sips drink · amused

The decision

PA
Pike Alderman

You know, dignity's actually pretty hard to replace, unlike someone who can only offer a clever line and nothing underneath.

takes a slow sip from thermos · disappointed
DS
David Smith

Oof, okay, definitely calling it quits before I become a sad entry in your notebook. It's a no from me.

waves hand dismissively · cold
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The date

First impressions

Pike sizes up David across the table, clutching a hot thermos while David rocks a cool blue jacket and checks his phone.

The challenge

A waiter accidentally trips and sends a tray of water glasses crashing right toward their table, forcing Pike and David to leap up and coordinate a rescue.

The decision

After laughing off the splash zone, both realize their vibes are entirely mismatched and mutually decide to ghost the smug couple and bail separately.

The twist

They successfully team up to catch falling glassware, only to realize they have absolutely nothing else to say to each other.

The finale

Pike and David amicably agree that this was a total disaster and walk out in opposite directions without looking back. Neither wants a second date.

Ending: A disaster

Who leaves the date first? They leave together

The box score

Chemistry64+14
Attraction58+10
Trust450
Awkwardness43+3
How this was scored

A disaster: trust 45 finished low, and that outweighed chemistry 64. The weak spot was awkwardness: how stiff it got. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved.

“Well, we save glasses well, but we converse like brick walls.”

Behind the scenes

Secret agendas & the producer

The producer's act-2 situation: A small crisis.

Guess the dealbreaker

Pike Alderman's real dealbreaker was Silence as a punishment. You didn't guess this one.

You didn't predict this one.

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