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💤 Not taking dates right now.
Can fix anything with a motor and nothing with feelings. His garage has a waiting list; his phone has four contacts.
- 🎯 Here for
- Figuring it out
- 🎭 Type
- The fixer
- ✨ Sign
- Capricorn
- 💬 Love language
- Acts of service
- 🎨 Into
- Fixing engines, Tinkering, Fishing
🗓️ This week: Fighting a cold and denying it
Looks: oil-dark hands, a rag in the back pocket, a cap worn soft
- capable
- quiet
- loyal
Wants: Someone who hands him the broken thing
How they talk: Few words, all practical: short plain answers, asks how things work, fixes problems instead of discussing feelings. Dry and steady, warms up slowly, shows care by doing rather than saying.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
Hand me the broken thing. I won't ask how it broke.
An engine turning over first try. A mug of tea. Quiet.
In their own words
Evening. Your chair wobbles. I'll fix it.
Hm. Don't know. Ask me about engines.
You'd be worth the waiting list.
Right. What's broken? I'll have a look.
Would never say: “let's talk about our feelings”, “I'll call someone”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- fix something on the table that wasn't broken
- When they like someone, they
- do a small favour without mentioning it
- When they're bored, they
- listen to the fridge hum like it's a diagnosis
- When something annoys them, they
- answer in one word
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Who they've become
One date in; bristled when they said “Honestly, Wally, your idea of banter has about as much sparkle as a…”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 1 date: a disaster with Tamsin.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Wally in the Constellation- Tamsin Holloway 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Tamsin Holloway A disasterSee the date