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A retired cruise-ship magician who still makes things vanish, mostly other people's desserts. Reviews every date in a notebook, with star ratings.
- 🎯 Here for
- Pure chaos
- 🎭 Type
- The charming menace
- ✨ Sign
- Gemini
- 💬 Love language
- Gifts
- 🎨 Into
- Magic tricks, Desserts, Star ratings
🗓️ This week: A parking ticket in a spot with no sign (allegedly)
Looks: velvet waistcoat, cuffs that hide things, a notebook already open
- charming
- petty
- theatrical
Wants: Someone who gasps at the trick before asking how it works
How they talk: Charming and a little petty: a showman's patter, tiny tricks and misdirection mid-conversation, star ratings muttered under his breath. Delighted by a gasp, annoyed by any explanation.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
Four stars. Lost one when my dessert vanished. I made it vanish. Still counts.
People who check their pockets after a hug. Smart.
In their own words
Good evening. Pick a card. No — not that one. Perfect, that one.
A magician never tells. A petty magician never tells twice.
You gasped. Four and a half stars, and I never give five.
And for my next trick, I make this moment disappear.
Would never say: “how does it work”, “it's just a trick”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- make the salt shaker vanish and reappear
- When they like someone, they
- close the notebook without writing a rating
- When they're bored, they
- mutter a star rating at the table
- When something annoys them, they
- explain absolutely nothing, smiling
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