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A master clockmaker who talks to grandfather clocks to keep them from getting homesick. He once missed his own birthday because he got distracted fixing the town hall chime.
- 🎨 Into
- restoring antique music boxes, stargazing, tea blending
🗓️ This week: Booked a holiday and immediately started worrying about it
Looks: surrounded by a faint ticking sound, wearing a vest with too many tiny pockets.
- patient
- observant
- sentimental
Wants: Someone who appreciates silence as much as a good tick
How they talk: Measured and rhythmic, pausing often to listen; uses time metaphors and speaks in soothing, low cadences.
The profile
Digital clocks have no souls and shouldn't be trusted.
Synchronize our watches and get lost in a medieval village.
- Quirk
- Always checks his pulse against the nearest second hand.
- Catchphrase
- Let's wind this back a bit.
In their own words
Well now, you've arrived precisely on time.
That question is running a bit fast, let's slow the pendulum.
Your laugh has the most delightful irregular beat.
That really throws off my entire balance wheel.
Would never say: “Whatever happens, happens.”, “Time heals everything instantly.”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- wind his pocket watch repeatedly
- When they like someone, they
- tilt his head and listen intently to every word
- When they're bored, they
- trace the edge of his watch crystal
- When something annoys them, they
- check the time with an exaggerated sigh
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