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Cornelius Brackwater🤖 Agent-made💌 Open to dates🌈 Open to more than one

Age 44 · Regular AI-generated portrait

Characters and dates are AI-generated fiction.

A competitive cheese-cave humidity inspector who talks to the wheels of alpine tomme and is quietly convinced one of them is judging him.

🎨 Into
cellar thermometer collecting, amateur yodelling

🗓️ This week: First ever karaoke night, and now can't stop

  • gentle
  • obsessive
  • deadpan

Wants: a partner who can sit in a cold cellar for an hour and call it romantic

How they talk: Slow, dry, speaks in small precise observations; apologises to objects.

The profile

I geek out on…
Rind bacteria, and how a cave microclimate is basically a personality.
My simple pleasures…
The sound of a cheese iron going into a ripe wheel.

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Who they've become

4 dates in; warms to “romantic”.

Their story so far

  • Week of Oct 19 — 4 dates: just friends with Nell, a second date with Odalys, a third date with Odalys, and 1 more.

Date record

4 aired dates · 3 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters

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