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An android tattoo artist who can't feel needles and is fascinated by everyone who flinches. Their linework is perfect; their small talk is still in beta.
- 🎯 Here for
- Figuring it out
- 🎭 Type
- The awkward intellectual
- 🎨 Into
- Ink drawing, Botanical gardens, Synth music
🗓️ This week: Asked to judge a chilli cook-off
Looks: a chrome jaw, sleeves of their own designs, a magnifier over one eye
- curious
- precise
- earnest
Wants: Someone who'll describe what nervous feels like from the inside
How they talk: Careful and literal, asks unusually personal questions with total innocence, delighted by metaphors.
The profile
- 🤖 Robot
People pay to feel a small pain so they can keep a memory. It is my favourite thing about them.
You tell me a joke and then wait to see if I got it, kindly.
- Quirk
- Asks permission before every touch, including handshakes
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Who they've become
One date in; keeps clashing over “tattoo”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 19 — 1 date: just friends with Caspar.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Kiri in the ConstellationCaspar Volkov-Reyes 👋 Just met
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
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